Choose Your Level of Crazy Water
Meet the only true Texas mineral water. Each bottle number varies in strength based on how deep we dig into the earth. We source No. 4 at 120 feet, No. 3 at 360 feet, and No. 2 at 250 feet.
History of Crazy Water
Legend has it that back in 1881, there was an old, crazy woman who would spend her days sitting next to the well, drinking the mineral water. People quickly noticed that this old lady’s “crazies” began to look more like everyone else’s “normzies.”
Thousands of people flocked to this magical well, christening it the “Crazy Well.” Among them: Ed Dismuke, whose doctor recently delivered the news that there was no remedy for his life-threatening stomach disease.
Facing a doctor prognosis of “no hope,” Mr. Dismuke began drinking the magical water from the “Crazy Well.” Before long, his stomach ailed no more. In 1904, his health restored, Mr. Dismuke founded the Famous Mineral Water Company.
What is mineral water?
Glad you asked. To be classified as a mineral water, H2O must have at least 250 Total Dissolved Solids (TDS). These must be naturally occurring, never added. As water seeps through layers of earth over millions of years, it picks up these essential minerals, which are ideal for healthy functioning of the human body. Our wells pull this mineral-rich water straight from the source, untouched. Here’s to your health.
Benefits of Crazy Minerals
Crazy Water hydrates quickly because your body absorbs our Mother Nature-infused minerals more easily than synthetic ones. Think of it as a natural sports drink (without all those scary artificial flavors and sugars) that helps aid in rehydration and recovery. It even helps your body detox. Boom. How’s that for a bottle of water?