No. 2
15.4 mg/L of calcium, drawn from the Norwood Well.
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No. 2, No. 3 and No. 4, on your route day. We drop it off and pick up the empties.
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About Crazy Water
Look, we get it - water is water, right? Not quite.
Crazy Water comes from deep wells in Mineral Wells, Texas, and it's been around since 1881. That's over 140 years of folks drinking this stuff. What makes it different? It's naturally loaded with minerals like magnesium and calcium - up to 68.2 mg/L of calcium and 46.9 mg/L of magnesium in No. 4, with nothing added and nothing filtered out.
Here's the deal: most bottled water you grab at the store? It's either spring water with barely any minerals, or purified water that's had everything stripped out. Then they try to sell you powders and packets to add back what should've been there in the first place.
Crazy Water skips all that. No additives, no fake electrolytes, no processing that takes out the good stuff. Just real mineral water straight from the source, the way it's been for generations.
We're proud to bring this authentic Texas water to Central Texas. It's the real thing - always has been.
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Every bottle of Crazy Water comes from a different well in Mineral Wells, Texas — and each well carries its own mineral strength. Pick your level, from light and crisp to full-strength mineral rich.
Crazy Water No. 1
Light Mineral Water
Mineral level 1 of 4
The lightest water in the family, drawn from the wells of Mineral Wells, Texas. It has a soft, clean taste with only a faint mineral finish, so it's easy to drink all day.
- Lightest minerals
- Crisp, clean taste
- Great everyday water
Mineral contents
| Mineral profile | Lightest of the four |
Mineral content naturally fluctuates ±30% with seasonal rain and drought.
No longer available
Crazy Water No. 2
Medium Mineral Water
Mineral level 2 of 4
Drawn from the Norwood Well, No. 2 is light and crisp with a low-to-medium mineral profile — an easy sipper from morning to night.
- Norwood Well
- Low–medium minerals
- Sip all day
Mineral contents (mg/L)
| Calcium | 15.4 |
| Magnesium | 8.95 |
| Potassium | 3.81 |
| Bicarbonate (HCO3) | 295 |
| T. Alkalinity (CaCO3) | 296 |
| Sulfate | 193 |
| Silica | 5.56 |
| Zinc | 0.005 |
| Lithium | 0.0325 |
| Dissolved Solids | 750 |
| pH | 7.4 |
Mineral content naturally fluctuates ±30% with seasonal rain and drought.
Shop No. 2From $15.00
Crazy Water No. 3
Bold Mineral Water
Mineral level 3 of 4
Sourced from the Famous Deep Well, No. 3 delivers a noticeably richer mineral profile with an 8.0 pH — a richer mineral taste you can still comfortably drink throughout the day.
- Famous Deep Well
- Medium minerals
- pH 8.0 at the source
Mineral contents (mg/L)
| Calcium | 34 |
| Magnesium | 18.3 |
| Potassium | 4.7 |
| Bicarbonate (HCO3) | 333 |
| T. Alkalinity (CaCO3) | 337 |
| Sulfate | 171 |
| Silica | 6.14 |
| Zinc | 0.0256 |
| Lithium | 0.0306 |
| Dissolved Solids | 740 |
| pH | 8.0 |
Mineral content naturally fluctuates ±30% with seasonal rain and drought.
Shop No. 3From $13.50
Crazy Water No. 4
High Mineral Water
Mineral level 4 of 4
Straight from the original Crazy Well, No. 4 is the full-strength classic — packed with naturally occurring minerals. It's strong, so most folks enjoy a glass in the morning and one at night rather than sipping it all day.
- The original Crazy Well
- Highest minerals
- 1–2 glasses daily
Mineral contents (mg/L)
| Calcium | 68.2 |
| Magnesium | 46.9 |
| Potassium | 11.7 |
| Bicarbonate (HCO3) | 583 |
| T. Alkalinity (CaCO3) | 588 |
| Sulfate | 1080 |
| Silica | 5.42 |
| Zinc | 0.101 |
| Lithium | 0.161 |
| Dissolved Solids | 2450 |
| pH | 7.7 |
Mineral content naturally fluctuates ±30% with seasonal rain and drought.
Shop No. 4From $20.00
Crazy Water Fizz
Sparkling Mineral Water
Mineral level 3 of 4 · Bubbly
No. 3's mineral-rich water with fine, tight carbonation added. Smooth bubbles, real minerals — a sparkling water that's as drinkable as it is refreshing.
- No. 3 mineral level
- Fine bubbles
- Sip all day
Mineral contents (mg/L)
| Calcium | 34 |
| Magnesium | 18.3 |
| Potassium | 4.7 |
| Bicarbonate (HCO3) | 333 |
| T. Alkalinity (CaCO3) | 337 |
| Sulfate | 171 |
| Silica | 6.14 |
| Zinc | 0.0256 |
| Lithium | 0.0306 |
| Dissolved Solids | 740 |
| pH | 8.0 |
Mineral content naturally fluctuates ±30% with seasonal rain and drought.
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What's In The Water
Tap a mineral to see how much of it occurs naturally in each Crazy Water, straight from the wells of Mineral Wells, Texas.
No. 3
34 mg/L of calcium, from the Famous Deep Well.
No. 4
68.2 mg/L of calcium, from the original Crazy Well.
Nothing Added
Every mineral occurs naturally at the source. Nothing added, nothing filtered out.
No. 2
8.95 mg/L of magnesium.
No. 3
18.3 mg/L of magnesium.
No. 4
46.9 mg/L of magnesium, the most in the family.
No. 2
3.81 mg/L of potassium.
No. 3
4.7 mg/L of potassium.
No. 4
11.7 mg/L of potassium.
No. 2
295 mg/L of bicarbonate (HCO3).
No. 3
333 mg/L of bicarbonate (HCO3).
No. 4
583 mg/L of bicarbonate (HCO3).
No. 2
193 mg/L of sulfate.
No. 3
171 mg/L of sulfate.
No. 4
1,080 mg/L of sulfate, part of its bold, earthy flavor.
No. 2
5.56 mg/L of silica.
No. 3
6.14 mg/L of silica.
No. 4
5.42 mg/L of silica.
No. 2
pH 7.4, measured at the source.
No. 3
pH 8.0, measured at the source.
No. 4
pH 7.7, measured at the source.
No. 2
750 mg/L total dissolved solids. Light and crisp.
No. 3
740 mg/L total dissolved solids. Richer and full-bodied.
No. 4
2,450 mg/L total dissolved solids. The strongest in the family.
No. 2
Light and crisp, an easy sipper from morning to night.
No. 3
Full-bodied with a hint of salt from deep earth minerals.
No. 4
Bold and earthy. Most folks enjoy a glass in the morning and one at night.
Fizz
The same mineral profile as No. 3, with a lively sparkle.
Mineral contents in mg/L from the source analysis. Mineral content naturally fluctuates ±30% with seasonal rain and drought.
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Crazy Water No. 2
Medium mineral. 3 & 5-gallon jugs and bottles.
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Crazy Water No. 3
Bold mineral. 3 & 5-gallon jugs and bottles.
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Crazy Water No. 4
High mineral. 3 & 5-gallon jugs and bottles.
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Crazy Fizz
Sparkling Crazy Water in glass.
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