Natural Mineral Water
Bottled in Mineral Wells, TX
Serving Austin, San Antonio & Central Texas
© 2026 Crazy Water Distributor - Bottled in Texas Since 1881
Countertop Water Dispenser — Room Temp, 3 & 5 Gallon
Countertop Water Dispenser — Room Temp, 3 & 5 Gallon
$39.95 USD
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Countertop Water Dispenser — Room Temp, 3 & 5 Gallon
$39.95 USD
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$7 refundable jug deposit per bottle. Subscribe & Save prices shown include it. On a one-time order, it's added at checkout. Return your empties on delivery day, and the deposit is credited back to your account automatically.
Desk and kitchen dispenser for Crazy Water 3-gallon and 5-gallon jugs. No electricity. No plumbing. Set the jug on top and pour room-temperature mineral water. Compact black base with a spill-proof holder and stainless reservoir.
Hardware only. Water is not included — grab a route kit or order jugs separately if you need them.
Delivery on Mineral Texas Water routes only (Austin, San Antonio, and Central Texas). Sourced on order.
How Much Water Do I Need?
For 1–2 People
2 × 5 Gallon
bottles delivered every 2 weeks
For 3–4 People
4 × 5 Gallon
bottles delivered every 2 weeks
For 5+ People
6 × 5 Gallon
bottles delivered every 2 weeks
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