Natural Mineral Water
Bottled in Mineral Wells, TX
Serving Austin, San Antonio & Central Texas
© 2026 Crazy Water Distributor - Bottled in Texas Since 1881
Starter — Dispenser + Pump + 2×5-Gallon
Starter — Dispenser + Pump + 2×5-Gallon
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Sale price
$69.00 USD
Regular price
$77.95 USD
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Starter — Dispenser + Pump + 2×5-Gallon
Sale price
$69.00 USD
Regular price
$77.95 USD
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$7 refundable jug deposit per bottle. Subscribe & Save prices shown include it. On a one-time order, it's added at checkout. Return your empties on delivery day, and the deposit is credited back to your account automatically.
The Starter — $69
Countertop dispenser + USB electric jug pump + two 5-gallon Crazy Water jugs, delivered on our porch routes.
Choose Crazy Water No. 1, 2, 3, or 4 for both jugs. Dispenser is room-temp (no electricity, no plumbing). USB jug pump sits on the jug so you don’t tip it. Package price discounts the hardware only — water stays at live store prices (No. 1–3 are $19/jug; No. 4 is $25/jug).
Each jug keeps the normal $7 bottle deposit (not included in the package price). After your first drop, refills are Subscribe & Save 10%. Free delivery over $150.
Delivery on Mineral Texas Water routes only (Austin, San Antonio, and Central Texas). Not available for shipping outside our delivery area.
How Much Water Do I Need?
For 1–2 People
2 × 5 Gallon
bottles delivered every 2 weeks
For 3–4 People
4 × 5 Gallon
bottles delivered every 2 weeks
For 5+ People
6 × 5 Gallon
bottles delivered every 2 weeks
Pick your size above, set the quantity that fits your household, and choose Subscribe & Save 10% — we deliver on your route day and pick up your empties every time.